Clive's Dastardly Deed

“I don’t believe it I am turning into a small black and white Collie called Dooley!!
Let me explain-

Tonight Helen was on the phone in the kitchen and Kip and myself were in there with her.

When suddenly and I don’t know what came over me I peed on her wellie!!
She was not impressed,

I could tell this from her body language.

She ordered me back into the dog room and I knew she was not to be argued with and meekly went.

The spooky thing is that at the time of my heinous deed she was on the phone to Hazel who adopted Dooley!!!!

I am now sitting quietly on my bed-

no more needs to be said.