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<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Today Helen and Emma told me that because of my errant swimming habits I wasn’t to be allowed near the river.<\/p>\n
I don’t mind because at least I can still bark in the car.<\/p>\n
I barked a lot today and Mutley could see I was having so much fun that he joined in.<\/p>\n
Mutley is my hero.<\/p>\n
I was barking because Spike was sitting on top of my cage and also there were soooo many cars to herd into a tight circle.<\/p>\n
I heard Helen tell Emma (who had her fingers in her ears) that the only way to not hear me and Mutley was to put a tape in and turn the volume up.<\/p>\n
Helen put on a tape which she said was Bauhaus and it should be loud enough to not hear me.<\/p>\n
It was so loud that the car was throbbing which made me bark more as it was very confusing.<\/p>\n
I thought we were under attack from that loud clappy thing that the sky does sometimes.<\/p>\n
Helen started to laugh and said that she was sure that the man was singing “I am a dog and I have to pee, I pee everywhere on grass and trees”<\/p>\n
Personally it was so loud I don’t know how she could hear a word and his singing was awful.<\/p>\n
We at last arrived at the field and boy were we dogs glad, her taste in music is just awful!!<\/p>\n
They decided that it would be easier to drive up the track and let us straight onto the field.<\/p>\n
HA HA, the car started to slide from side to side and then it nearly got stuck.<\/p>\n
We could have been there for ages and not had any bonios.<\/p>\n
Helen’s language was not ladylike and I think Emma was starting to wish she hadn’t come on the walk.<\/p>\n
They told us that as Spike and I had been so troublesome yesterday that they were going to sit by the tree and that we were to run about and do doggy things.<\/p>\n
I don’t know what she means, I was doing doggy things when I was barking!<\/p>\n
On the way back I sat in the front with Emma and was very good and very quiet as you can see from my photo.<\/p>\n
I let Emma stroke me and Helen said that I am getting better all the time but still needed work.<\/p>\n
I don’t know what she means by this as I work all the time at barking, cleaning her windows and washing Mutley’s ears.<\/p>\n
I am a very hard worker!<\/p>\n
I know that she loves me because, even though I wasn’t eavesdropping, I heard her say that I am her little fruitcake and she is not letting me go to anyone that doesn’t understand Collies.<\/p>\n
She said Mark or Griff weren’t to hear this as Mark would think I was going to get a collar with stars on it like Mutley and Spike’s and that Griff said he lived with enough crazy fruitcakes.<\/p>\n
I thought fruitcakes were those squashy sweet things that sometimes drop on the floor to be eaten !!<\/p>\n
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Today Helen and Emma told me that because of my errant swimming habits I wasn’t to be allowed near the river. I don’t mind because at least I can still bark in the car. I barked a lot today and Mutley could see I was having so much fun that he joined in. Mutley is … Continue reading “Bauhaus Day”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1693","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dooleys-diary"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sithean.com\/dawgdogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1693","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sithean.com\/dawgdogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sithean.com\/dawgdogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sithean.com\/dawgdogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sithean.com\/dawgdogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1693"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sithean.com\/dawgdogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1693\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sithean.com\/dawgdogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1693"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sithean.com\/dawgdogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1693"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sithean.com\/dawgdogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1693"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}