{"id":1699,"date":"2008-06-06T17:44:08","date_gmt":"2008-06-06T17:44:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sithean.com\/dawgdogs\/?p=1699"},"modified":"2013-05-05T20:45:01","modified_gmt":"2013-05-05T19:45:01","slug":"the-business-over-helens-wellies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sithean.com\/dawgdogs\/the-business-over-helens-wellies\/","title":{"rendered":"The Business Over Helen's Wellies"},"content":{"rendered":"

We’re all in trouble over this Business Over Helen’s Wellies<\/p>\n

( see Anonymous Dastardly Dog )<\/p>\n

I’m not saying I know who did it
\nI’m not saying it was me<\/p>\n

But I’m Being On My Best Behaviour just in case Helen suspects it was me<\/p>\n

I think that she does suspect it was me, but the great thing about living in a rescue is that there are always enough other dogs about that Helen is never certain , unless she actually catches the culprit in action.<\/p>\n

Being caught in action is definitely Something To Be Avoided At All Costs.<\/p>\n

Some great other news though, my constant barking in the car has had an unexpected consequence – I now get to ride in the front!<\/p>\n

This is great as the passenger footwell feels like A Safe Place, and I get lots of fuss, which takes my mind off most of the Things To Bark At.<\/p>\n

Being in the front does give me a better view of more Things To Bark At, but Helen’s admonishing finger soon reminds me I’ll get Barked At if I’m not On My Best Behaviour<\/p>\n

Yesterday I was so tired from Doing Exciting Things, that I fell asleep on Jan’s legs<\/p>\n

I dreamed that there were Lots of Things To Bark At<\/p>\n

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We’re all in trouble over this Business Over Helen’s Wellies ( see Anonymous Dastardly Dog ) I’m not saying I know who did it I’m not saying it was me But I’m Being On My Best Behaviour just in case Helen suspects it was me I think that she does suspect it was me, but … Continue reading “The Business Over Helen's Wellies”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1699","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dooleys-diary"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sithean.com\/dawgdogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1699","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sithean.com\/dawgdogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sithean.com\/dawgdogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sithean.com\/dawgdogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sithean.com\/dawgdogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1699"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sithean.com\/dawgdogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1699\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sithean.com\/dawgdogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1699"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sithean.com\/dawgdogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1699"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sithean.com\/dawgdogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1699"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}