I’d better relate why I’m in such disgrace that I think I’ve lost all hope of ever getting a Special Collar.<\/p>\n
I must tell everyone that I’m normally a very clean dog.<\/p>\n
But …<\/p>\n
I forgot what I was doing and pee’d on Helen’s shoe<\/p>\n
And her foot<\/p>\n
And a lot of her leg<\/p>\n
At first she was so surprised and shocked that I had time to hide behind Harley before she realised.<\/p>\n
Everyone was shocked, even the new pups.<\/p>\n
I was shocked too, once what I’d done had time to sink in.<\/p>\n
Helen didn’t want what I’d done to have time to sink in, so she had to go and wash straight away.<\/p>\n
Now everyone knows it was me who got us all into The Trouble Over The Wellies.<\/p>\n
I bet I’ll be sent to the top of the rehoming list now.<\/p>\n
I’ll have no chance of getting a Special Collar ever.<\/p>\n
I’ll have no chance of getting any bonios for a while either.<\/p>\n
I hope Helen sees the funny side of it soon<\/p>\n
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