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14\/6\/11<\/span><\/p>\n Well, well well!<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n Who’d have thought it, I now have my own online diary!<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n This has come about because Mark is In Big Trouble with Helen. Spike is the other permanent resident of the Rescue who has reached the hallowed status of becoming one of Helen’s own dogs and having a star collar. <\/span>So anyway I suggested to Mark about writing a ‘Lord Of The Rings’ themed update, with me being Lord Of The Bonios <\/strong><\/p>\n <\/strong><\/p>\n <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n All was going well with this idea until Mark suggested with much mirth that Jackson could be Smeagol, Helen would also have liked to have confiscated Mark’s dinner <\/strong><\/p>\n So instead my ‘updates’ are being removed from Which it does. Very much indeed.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n 14\/6\/11 Well, well well! Who’d have thought it, I now have my own online diary! This has come about because Mark is In Big Trouble with Helen. He’s in trouble because I wanted to do an update which mentioned the bane of my life my good friend Spike. Spike is the other permanent resident of … Continue reading “My latest Lord Of the Rings update has been banned…”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[104],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4174","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mutleys-diary"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sithean.com\/dawgdogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4174","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sithean.com\/dawgdogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sithean.com\/dawgdogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sithean.com\/dawgdogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sithean.com\/dawgdogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4174"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sithean.com\/dawgdogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4174\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sithean.com\/dawgdogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4174"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sithean.com\/dawgdogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4174"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sithean.com\/dawgdogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4174"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nHe’s in trouble because I wanted to do an update which mentioned the bane of my life<\/del> my good friend Spike.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n
\nAt the time I was thinking of this, Spike was enjoying playing with one of his favourite toys – a large red rubber ring, which he constantly worries at and savages for being All-Kinds-Of-Imaginary-Snake-like-Creatures.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\nbecause I’m obsessed by Bonios and like to order people around by demanding they feed me whenever I’m a bit peckish<\/del>, Spike having the ring, and hence being Frodo ( because he is also much smaller than me and so to me is of hobbit-sized proportions and also because he has hairy feet<\/del> ).<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\non account of him looking rather like him<\/del>.
\nHelen took great affront at this on Smeagols<\/del> Jacksons behalf and my latest update was banned, censored, removed, evicted and generally forcibly done away with pronto.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n like she often does with mine<\/del> for good measure but since we live in Poole and he lives in the Far North somewhere up near the Arctic Circle<\/del> Birmingham this wasn’t possible.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\nSmeagols<\/del> Jacksons page and placed in my own Diary and Mark is forbidden from ever referring to Smeagol<\/del> Jackson as Smeagol Jackson<\/del> ever again no matter how funny he thinks it is to do so to wind Helen up.<\/span>
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