{"id":4189,"date":"2011-06-05T19:54:26","date_gmt":"2011-06-05T18:54:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sithean.com\/dawgdogs\/?p=4189"},"modified":"2011-06-26T17:46:12","modified_gmt":"2011-06-26T16:46:12","slug":"jackson-now-has-added-wrinkly-bits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sithean.com\/dawgdogs\/jackson-now-has-added-wrinkly-bits\/","title":{"rendered":"Jackson now has added wrinkly bits"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/sithean.com\/dawgdogs\/md.gif\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #993300;\">5\/6\/11<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #993300;\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/sithean.com\/dawgdogs\/d11\/jack56.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #993300;\">Hello again. In the interests of giving you all more information about Jackson so <del>that I can get the end of my bed back<\/del> that he can find a good home, I&#8217;ll let you all know ( since it  isn&#8217;t on here already as Helen <del>was trying to keep it a secret so that she could keep him herself<\/del> &#8220;didn&#8217;t think it was important to mention it&#8221; ) that Jackson is a shar pei cross.<br \/>\nI must admit I didn&#8217;t realise this at first and thought that he&#8217;d just stayed in the bath too long and gone a bit wrinkly.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m sure I&#8217;d go all wrinkly if I stayed in the bath for too long, so I always make sure <del>to run off and pretend to be deaf whenever it looks like Helen is thinking it might soon be bath-time<\/del> to not over-stay my welcome during bath-time visits.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #993300;\">I thought that maybe we could cure Jackson&#8217;s wrinkly shar pei bits with a foot-pump as he reminds me of a balloon which is becoming deflated.<br \/>\nPerhaps instead of growing up, he&#8217;s getting smaller<span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">, like my mid-day meal always seems to<\/span>.<br \/>\nPerhaps when he was younger there was a sale on and he bought a larger coat than was necessary, hoping to grow into it. He ought to go and ask them for a refund if you ask me, it is hardly Stay-Pressed.<br \/>\nI suppose he&#8217;s lost the receipt though else would have done that ages ago.<br \/>\nYoung &#8216;uns don&#8217;t always realise the wisdom of always keeping their receipts.<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve kept all my old-Bonio receipts of course. I even buy old Bonio receipts off ebay and at car-boot sales when Helen is not looking. They are all filed chronologically in two-hundred and thirty-seven box-files in the back of Helen&#8217;s attic.<br \/>\nHelen doesn&#8217;t actually realise that is why she sometimes complains about having far less space than she thought that she used to have.<br \/>\nI think I&#8217;m safe for the moment though, she is On The Phone.<br \/>\nHelen is On The Phone so much talking to everyone about Dogs that I can quite understand why it is colloquially known as The-Dog-And-Bone.<br \/>\nI&#8217;d like to be known to the world as The-Dog-And-Bonios..<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #993300;\">I&#8217;d also personally like to thank Pat who popped round the other day and brought us all presents after reading about us on the website.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #993300;\">She brought me some Bonios for my Pension Plan!!!!<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #993300;\">She also brought toys for Jackson and the others<br \/>\nThank you very much indeed, Pat, that was very kind of you, I&#8217;m much obliged!<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>5\/6\/11 Hello again. In the interests of giving you all more information about Jackson so that I can get the end of my bed back that he can find a good home, I&#8217;ll let you all know ( since it isn&#8217;t on here already as Helen was trying to keep it a secret so that &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/sithean.com\/dawgdogs\/jackson-now-has-added-wrinkly-bits\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Jackson now has added wrinkly bits&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[104],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4189","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mutleys-diary"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sithean.com\/dawgdogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4189","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sithean.com\/dawgdogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sithean.com\/dawgdogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sithean.com\/dawgdogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sithean.com\/dawgdogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4189"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sithean.com\/dawgdogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4189\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sithean.com\/dawgdogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4189"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sithean.com\/dawgdogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4189"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sithean.com\/dawgdogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4189"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}