{"id":4303,"date":"2011-06-26T13:29:45","date_gmt":"2011-06-26T12:29:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sithean.com\/dawgdogs\/?p=4303"},"modified":"2011-06-26T18:02:43","modified_gmt":"2011-06-26T17:02:43","slug":"sunbathing-quietly-at-the-beach","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sithean.com\/dawgdogs\/sunbathing-quietly-at-the-beach\/","title":{"rendered":"Taking it easy at the beach…"},"content":{"rendered":"

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26\/5\/11<\/span><\/p>\n

Hello again all!<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

This time of year all dogs with any sense, and quite a lot with none,<\/span> who live near the sea love to go to the beach.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

There is something so satisfying about stretching out on the hot sand, having a snooze, getting too hot, having a paddle or a swim, getting too cold, and then having a snooze in the sun to warm up again.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Helen does this a lot whilst I prefer to dig sand all over people covered in sun-cream!<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Dogs also like doing these things and especially as I’ve become a more mature dog I’ve really started to appreciate the finer points of living near the beach;<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Lolling in my deckchair, sipping cool lemonade through a straw with my sunglasses on, or maybe even enjoying having an ice-cream if Helen will go oblige and fetch one,\u00a0 breathing in the salty sea air and distant smells of\u00a0 someone’s-food-not-too-far-away-to be-investigated-when-Helen-is not-looking.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

At times like these even my blasted<\/span> muzzle can be imagined to be a designer fashion accessory worn by a discerning fellow to prevent a Dog About Town getting his nose sunburnt.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Of course there are drawbacks; the angry shouting about Which Dog Stole The Small Child’s Ball<\/span>, the inevitable holiday snaps featuring one in a compromising position with someone else’s sandwiches, the lack of privacy when one is caught short unless one goes in the sea, the sand going up your muzzle when you try and pick up things you’ve been told to leave well alone <\/span> and amongst these I count my companion Spike and his incessant barking, here captured on cctv footage whilst I was just trying to chill out and be sociable to The World At Large as usual.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

I can’t work out why he is always so noisy whenever we go to the beach. You’ll see that I have a devil of a time trying to shut him up…
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Starring:<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n


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Mutley<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

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The Hero ( lead role although he’s not got his lead on)<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Co-starring:
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Spike<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

as
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The Villain
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none speaking parts:<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Smeagol<\/span> Jackson<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

as<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Jackson<\/span> Smeagol The Seaweed Hoarder
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and introducing:<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Bramble<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

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The Well-Behaved One<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n


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A boniosaremyobsession Production<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n


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not featuring :<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Mark<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

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The One Who Is Going To Get Grief From Helen For Writing Out The Above Credits You Can Be Sure Of That Oh Yes Especially For What He’s Put About Spike and Smeagol<\/span> Jackson!<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n


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26\/5\/11 Hello again all! This time of year all dogs with any sense, and quite a lot with none, who live near the sea love to go to the beach. There is something so satisfying about stretching out on the hot sand, having a snooze, getting too hot, having a paddle or a swim, getting … Continue reading “Taking it easy at the beach…”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[104],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4303","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mutleys-diary"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sithean.com\/dawgdogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4303","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sithean.com\/dawgdogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sithean.com\/dawgdogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sithean.com\/dawgdogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sithean.com\/dawgdogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4303"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sithean.com\/dawgdogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4303\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sithean.com\/dawgdogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4303"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sithean.com\/dawgdogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4303"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sithean.com\/dawgdogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4303"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}