Onios !

Mark arrived this evening, with a Very Strange Thing.

I couldn’t see what it was, but Mutley kept putting his head inside it.

Mutley is my hero, so of course I was immediately interested too.

Mutley kept saying something like ‘Onios !!!!!’ but his voice was muffled by the Very Strange Thing and I couldn’t hear him properly.

This time I thought I’d surprise Mark by not barking at him through the window.

He was most surprised by this, and came in with bonios.

I was glad that I hadn’t barked.

I surprised him further by accepting a bonio from him and not running off and barking like I usually do.
But I’m getting used to him now and often he says Good Things to me.

He made a great fuss of everyone, and especially Rocco, then Harley tried to knock him over and spill his tea.

I waited until he had sat down and then hid under his seat.

He had absolutely no idea whatsoever where I was.

I knew this because otherwise he would have been more careful with the bonios and not kept accidentally dropping them near where I could scoff them.

I can’t understand where they are all coming from.

It is a Very Strange Thing.