This is me at my window.
It is a special window that allows me to watch what is going on inside the part of the rescue that only Mutley and Spike and the humans are allowed to go.
Mutley and Spike have attained the ultimate status of being lifetime residents. They also have very stylish black collars with stars on them.
It is my aim to one day have one of these collars so that I can be just like Mutley.
Mutley is my hero and he often asks me to lick his ears for him, which of course is heaven for both of us.
I’m one of the few dogs that is allowed to be taken on walks with Mutley and quite often when he is running he crashes into me and knocks me off my feet, sending me sprawling and rolling in the grass. As you can tell from this, we are great mates.
Helen is wise to the fact that I want ultimate status and laughs whenever Mark asks her on my behalf about whether it is time for my collar yet.
One is the ways I’m trying to change Helen’s mind is by developing lots of great ways to make myself irresistable.
For example, the messy marks on the window are all made by me.
I’m very proud of them.
I often lick the window to make them and once I start the smooth glass just feels so good on my tongue that I can’t stop until I’ve licked the whole window, sometimes several times!
This morning I was able to give the window a jolly good lick until Mark tried to film me doing it.
I could hear him on about it making an hilarious screensaver, but I don’t want to lick peoples computer screens, just my own window thanks very much.
I’ve also noticed that when I do this, visitors on the other side of the window look at me very strangely, and sometimes laugh and point, but I don’t care because Window Licking is intensely absorbing.
I recommend that you try it!