We’re all in trouble over this Business Over Helen’s Wellies
( see Anonymous Dastardly Dog )
I’m not saying I know who did it
I’m not saying it was me
But I’m Being On My Best Behaviour just in case Helen suspects it was me
I think that she does suspect it was me, but the great thing about living in a rescue is that there are always enough other dogs about that Helen is never certain , unless she actually catches the culprit in action.
Being caught in action is definitely Something To Be Avoided At All Costs.
Some great other news though, my constant barking in the car has had an unexpected consequence – I now get to ride in the front!
This is great as the passenger footwell feels like A Safe Place, and I get lots of fuss, which takes my mind off most of the Things To Bark At.
Being in the front does give me a better view of more Things To Bark At, but Helen’s admonishing finger soon reminds me I’ll get Barked At if I’m not On My Best Behaviour
Yesterday I was so tired from Doing Exciting Things, that I fell asleep on Jan’s legs
I dreamed that there were Lots of Things To Bark At
